Stories from the Pit!

Story from B Grade game on the weekend who was the player who had a stint in the bin after argueing with his own player as to who was going to play number 8 at the scrum?

From the canteen who was the senior player who helped in the canteen and froze when asked to make a burger? Obviously not a wiz in the kitchen yet. I wonder who, you big tough guy you!

Who was the well known club memeber who drove to the game on Saturday afternoon and forgot that he had his car at the club and had to get his daughter to take him and the car home?

Who was the big A Grade player that nearly had a heart attack when he went to open Cyril's box and found that there was a real Cyril in the box! Rumour has it that he is still running.

Which Junior coach instructed his charges to try use a bit of gamesmanship and stop a pesky flanker from breaking from the scrum early by reaching round and holding his jersey. He did forget to tell him not to do it in front of the referee, when he was caught he then told the ref that his coach told him to do it and if his coach told him it must be ok. The referee did not actually see it that way said coach had to have a little chat with the ref after. Who was that?

If you have any litttle tid bits please let me know for future editions.